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This web site has been visited
times since June 5, 1997
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è Email your favorite South African web-page links to be added below...
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CHAMPIONSHIP RUGBY ON USA TV
World Cup - Tri-Nations - Super 12 - Six Nations - European Cup - Sevens.
Plus International Scores, Highlights & News.
With DirecTV's $39,99 total sports plan, you'll pick up the above matches on Fox Sports World (channel 613). Sometimes matches are live, but usually they're a few hours after actual kick-off time, or occasionally the next day. The following favorite channels are also included:- Trinity Broadcasting Network, The Church Channel, DayStar, Fox News Channel, The History Channel, Discovery Channel, The Learning Channel, The Weather Channel, National Geographic Channel, Travel Channel, etc.
Now Bright House Networks in Tampa also carries Fox Sports World over cable (channel 120).
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Click on flag for SA'n anthem
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SOUTH AFRICAN TOURISM QUESTIONS
These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the webmaster (who seems to be somewhat irritated at the worlds perception that South Africa is still Tarzan's country).
Q1: Does it ever get windy in South Africa? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q2: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q3: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only two thousand kilometres (1,243 miles) take lots of water...
Q4: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q5: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa? Can you send me a list of them in Johannesburg, Cape Town, Knysna and Jeffrey's Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q6: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? (USA)
A: Australia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. Africa is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow.
Q7: Which direction is north in South Africa? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q8: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q9: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Austria is that quaint little country bordering Germany, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races.
Q10: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans tourists gather.
Q11: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q12: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes are found in America. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets (and if you believe that you'll believe anything - Smiley).
è EMPIRE ZOYSIA LAWN - A GREAT ALTERNATIVE TO ST. AUGUSTINE FOR TAMPA & ALL OF SOUTHERN USA
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End of 'The South African' Page
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